FAQ
Q: I downloaded [...] program from your page, how do I...?
A: Do you think I'm 'tech support' or what?
Q: How to contact you?
A: Send me a message from the contact page.
Software feed-back is not available. This means: do not mail appz requests, complaints about non working downloads, (all answers on this question are in this faq), links exchange
Q: Why you don`t allow download managers to use at your site?
A: ? ...
Download managers work here.
Q: Why are there only these programs here??
A: I think a bunch of working links to full retail software are better than 360 links to shareware (why not download shareware stuff from official sites?)
Advice: Don`t download shareware from lame warez pages. Get them from official program homepage or from a registered distributor like http://www.tucows.com, http://www.download.com, http://www.shareware.com and so on. Then... It`s easy to find the crack or s/n for a proggy or simply crack the shit yourself .
Q: [...] file is corrupt! I got CRC error!
A: All OK with all files. Many people have downloaded them and only 1 or 2 have problems like CRC error. Try to download them again or with another program.
Q: Hey man, can I make mirror of your site?
A: I`m not in need of any mirrors and please don`t steal my links. Download the programz and put them on your own server or somewhere else, then link them.
Q: Can I link to your site from mine?
A: To the main site, Yes. But not to this page. This page is only for friends.
Q: Why you can`t add better description for programs on this page?
A: I thought the decriptions were reasonably good myself. Do you have a problem understanding English? The Programs here are for people who know what the hell they want,and just want to have the full version. I DON`T post any cracks so if you want cracked garbage go to another place.
Q: What the fuck? Can you remove these annoying graphics and leave only text links to the programz? Or do you think I come here to look at your stupid artwork?
A: I enjoy making graphics, :) and it`s my site. Your getting this stuff for free so DON'T BITCH!
Q: Link to [...] not working! Please fix it.
A: Sure, when it's possible. Or I`ll replace it.
Q: Can you add [...] to your page, or do you know where to download [...] program?
A: No. I can't add it, I don't know where to download it and I cant be bothered looking for it. Go to the software store and buy it.
Q: Someone told me he got virus from one of your programs! Is this true?
A: First of all, these programs are not mine. I don't write programs ;)
About viruses: It COULD BE true, if this "someone" could answer these questions:
- What antivirus program are you using?
- Which program did the anti virus program find the virus in?
- What is the name of the virus found?
But, I`m sure, he can`t even answer the first question. Anyway, I suggest you check for viruses all programs that you download from any website.
Q: Your site/graphics/etc are/is terrible/great! What did you use to make it?
A: Photoshop 7.0 + few plugins, Bryce, 3dmax, Ulead GifAnimator and Dreamweaver 8.
Q: Your site sux! The links aren`t working and graphics look like shit!
A: Go Fuck yourself and never come here again.
Q: Are you a cracker? Do you have a group?
A: Go Fuck yourself and never come here again.
Q: "I have downloaded [...] program from your site and it crashed my windows, deleted all information on my HDD...", it`s a fake", etc...
A: I NEVER change the original installation code. The problem is at your end not mine .
Q: Downloads are too slow :-(
A: : And what can I do about it? Put the progs on another server? Downloads may be slow, if too many users are downloading programs at one time, lamers are stealing my links and posting them on their pages, etc... On other servers, the same thing would happen. Or maybe its your ISP.
Q: I have some free webspace to offer you, are you interested?
A: No thank you, I’m very happy here
Q: Are these programs from your site freeware?
A: No, they are all copyrighted retail software. You may not download them at all. But if you decided to download them anyway, please use them only for testing purposes, then delete or, if you like specific software, pay the authors.
Q: I have [...] program, full&retail! Are you interested?
A: Me? -no. For this page? -maybe. Put it somewhere, send me a link, and I will link to your page (or directly to the program, if you'll give me permission or don`t have page yet).
Q: Do you have other Websites? URL`s?
A: Yes, I have. No you can`t have the URL`s.
Q: Can you make a mailing list for when your site or this page is updated?
A: Sure I can. But often I may change only a few pics on the site or change a link. Do you really want this extra SPAM in your mailbox?
Q: I got [...] program from your page, but it requires a serial number! Can you send it to me?
A: The s/n is in the zip somewhere or if not download the doc file at the top of this page. Some s/n’s maybe in the nfo file (included in the zip archive). Use notepad.exe or WordPad to read it.
Q: How often do you update your page?
A: When I get motivated and can afford to waste the time.
Q: Miscellaneous other questions like:
"Where did you get these programs?"
"Who are you and where are you from?"
"Do you know that you are providing copyrighted software?
You must delete this page in few hours or we...".
A: No answer.
Q: This FAQ did not solved my problem, what should I do?
A: Visit your analyst or psychiatrist.